lawn gnome
May 26th, 2010
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My Lawn Gnome wants to date a Pink Flamingo– what will the neighbors think??
The social stigma is still so high for those kinds of relationships…
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is this what the offspring will look like?
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Exhart 13-Inch Travelocity Gnome
$24.18 The Travelocity® Gnome Whether he is placed in the garden, on the mantle, or checked through airport security, the Travelocity® Gnome makes for an attention grabbing splendid companion home and away or a pleasant reminder of trips to come. Hand painted cast resin. 12".... |
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Travelocity Gnome - 8-inch
$14.98 Whether he's placed in the garden, on the mantle, or checked through airport security, the Travelocity Roaming Gnome makes for an attention grabbing companion at home and away, or a pleasant reminder of trips to come. Hand painted cast resin. Approximately 8-inches tall.... |
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Squatting Garden Gnome
$14.79 Is there anything cuter than a tiny little gnome whos in position to take a huge crap on your lawn? Yes, there are. In fact, theres a lot of things much cuter than this fowl little bugger. But as for hilarious, nothing beats Mr. Gotta-Go-Now. Measuring about 1' foot tall and in bright red, yellow, and greens, hes easy to spot whether hes hiding in your garden, or sitting on top of the office fax... |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Bib
$12 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Mousepad
$13 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Stein
$20 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Sweatshirt
$30 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Tote Bag
$17 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome BBQ Apron
$22 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Baseball Jersey
$22 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Black Cap
$15 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Boxer Shorts
$16 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Hooded Sweatshirt
$35 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Jr. Hoodie
$30 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Infant Bodysuit
$15 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Kids Sweatshirt
$22.5 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Kids Hoodie
$25 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Large Mug
$18 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Keepsake Box
$25 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Gnome Mask
$29.95 Go to your Halloween party as a lawn gnome with this over-the-head latex Halloween mask. |
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Glow-in-the-Dark Lawn Gnome
$17.99 Curly The Curious Gnome: This merry-making gnome will add a little nighttime magic to your yard. His glow-in-dark lantern helps lead guests to your door... or adds atmosphere to your deck or ga rden. Crafted of resin and iron with hand painted antiqued finish. Measures 8"L x 4"W x 12 1/4"H |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$25 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Dark T-Shirt
$25 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Women's Dark T-Shirt
$25 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Women's Light T-Shirt
$22 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome White T-Shirt
$22 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Framed Panel Print
$35 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Dog T-Shirt
$18 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Kids Baseball Jersey
$20 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Infant/Toddler T-Shirt
$14 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
$26 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Large Framed Print
$35 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Kids Light T-Shirt
$19 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Organic Cotton Tee
$26 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Pooping Gnome
$13.95 Is that gnome doing what I think he's doing? Let the Pooping Gnome attempt to relieve himself on your lawn. He just needs a little time, maybe 2-3 seasons. How about this spring and summer? The Pooping Gnome is a perfect lawn gag to show your funny side to the casual passer-byer. The Pooping Gnome measures 7 x 7 inches and is only $12.95!! You want a deal Gnome Lover? Ok, just for you. Garden Gnome Special - Get The Pooping Gnome, The Mooning Gnome and The Hero Gnome for only $29.95!! That's over 25% off!! All The Gnomes You've Ever Wanted Special - Get all three plus Winston the Singing Gnome for $39.95!! That's over 30% off!! Prove your gnome love to the world!! |
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Mooning Gnome
$13.95 The Mooning Gnome is not shy. He shows his displeasure to those who look at him but giving them his best rear end salute. The Mooning Gnome is staring at you. Why won't you let him hang out on your lawn? He's tired of being in our warehouse. The Mooning Gnome measures 7 x 7" and is only $13.95!! You want a deal Gnome Lover? Ok, just for you. Garden Gnome Special - Get The Pooping Gnome, The Mooning Gnome and The Hero Gnome for only $29.95!! That's over 25% off!! All The Gnomes You've Ever Wanted Special - Get all three plus Winston the Singing Gnome for $39.95!! That's over 30% off!! Prove your gnome love to the world!! |
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Lawn To Lawn
$15.47 When Pearl and her family move from their humble home into a fancy gated community known as Ritzy Estates, the lawn ornaments are left in the dust. Deeply hurt, Flo, Norm, Jack, and Betty (a flamingo, a gnome, a lawn jockey, and a deer) decide they must r |
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Lawn To Lawn
$20.36 When Pearl and her family move from their humble home into a fancy gated community known as Ritzy Estates, the lawn ornaments are left in the dust. Deeply hurt, Flo, Norm, Jack, and Betty (a flamingo, a gnome, a lawn jockey, and a deer) decide they must r |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$28 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$28 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Retro Lawn Gnome Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt
$25 Classic Gnome and lawn gnome with water pail retro style look and feel design. Gnomes are cheerful spirits that are believed to bring good luck and protect against bad spirits. |
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Gnome and Garden
$6.48 To some, they are symbols of luck and hope. To others, they are protectors of gardens. And to others still, they are tiny, weird-looking men with beards and pointy hats. But gno matter how you perceive them, it's time to welcome these whimsical creatures into your home (or office) with Gnome and Garden, a kit that celebrates gnomes through the ages. This lovingly illustrated package includes one miniature garden gnome, one faux lawn, decorative flowers, exotic backdrops, and a full-color illustrated book on the history and mythology of gnomenkind. Place your plot of grass on a desk or tabletop, choose your favorite backdrop, arrange the flowers, and situate your gnome where you can easily see him. Now you can experience the serenity of the garden indoors! This unique kit is perfect for gnome enthusiasts everywhere -- and anyone who needs more luck in their life. We're sure there's gnothing like it on the market! |
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Gnome & Garden
$10.81 To some, they are symbols of luck and hope. To others, they are protectors of gardens. And to others still, they are tiny, weird-looking men with beards and pointy hats. But gno matter how you perceive them, it''s time to welcome these whimsical creatures into your home (or office) with Gnome and Garden, a kit that celebrates gnomes through the ages. This lovingly illustrated package includes one miniature garden gnome, one faux lawn, decorative flowers, exotic backdrops, and a full-color illustrated book on the history and mythology of gnomenkind. Place your plot of grass on a desk or tabletop, choose your favorite backdrop, arrange the flowers, and situate your gnome where you can easily see him. Now you can experience the serenity of the garden indoors! This unique kit is perfect for gnome enthusiasts everywhere -- and anyone who needs more luck in their life. We''re sure there''s gnothing like it on the market! |
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Giant Inflatable Gnome
$14.95 Whether it's shipping gifts or being a lawn ambassador to guests and furry friends the Giant Inflatable Gnome is always on the job with a smile. The Giant Inflatable Gnome stands tall at 3 ft! This Gnome even has a base that can be filled with water so the wind doesn't accidentally carry him back to the enchanted forest. |
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NFL Team Gnome Home and Lawn Ornament
$21.99 Get yourself a new good luck charm–this football-loving gnome! Made of resin, you can station him anywhere in your yard or home to show your team spirit. He comes dressed in the colors of your favorite team (choice of four). Each sold separately. 11 1/4"H |
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NFL Team Gnome Home and Lawn Ornament
$21.99 Get yourself a new good luck charm–this football-loving gnome! Made of resin, you can station him anywhere in your yard or home to show your team spirit. He comes dressed in the colors of your favorite team (choice of four). Each sold separately. 11 1/4"H |
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NFL Team Gnome Home and Lawn Ornament
$21.99 Get yourself a new good luck charm–this football-loving gnome! Made of resin, you can station him anywhere in your yard or home to show your team spirit. He comes dressed in the colors of your favorite team (choice of four). Each sold separately. 11 1/4"H |
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NFL Team Gnome Home and Lawn Ornament
$21.99 Get yourself a new good luck charm–this football-loving gnome! Made of resin, you can station him anywhere in your yard or home to show your team spirit. He comes dressed in the colors of your favorite team (choice of four). Each sold separately. 11 1/4"H |
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Phineas and Ferb Episodes: Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo, It's about Time!, Flop Starz, Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror, Dude
$19.99 Phineas and Ferb Episodes: Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo, It's about Time!, Flop Starz, Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror, Dude |
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Gnome Bird Feeder
$69 This charming Gnome Bird Feeder will be a perfect addition to any yard. It doubles as a cheerful garden statue and a bird feeder in one. He's just the right size to charm the birds out of the trees and onto your patio, garden or lawn to partake of what he's offering in a leaf-shaped dish. Add this traditional and humurous garden figure to your outdoor living space to show your good taste, by offering something that tastes good to your feathered friends. Decorate your garden in style with this beautiful Gnome Bird Feeder. Manufacturer: Alpine. Brand: Alpine. Part Number: WAC208. UPC: 821559010650 |
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Gnome
$1.24 Gnome Button Underpants gnome from South Park. Comedy Central. |
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How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack
$9.32 Move over zombies and adolescent vampires. There''s a new threat in town--and it''s only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless yard decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it''s here. Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defense expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system--Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply--for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones. Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognizing and interpreting the signs of a gathering hoard, and--in the event that a secured perimeter is breached--confronting and combating the attackers at close range. |
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The Lawn
$17.05 The Lawn |